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Dave McElroy
Drexel Hill, PA
Just recently I got to play a local course by the name of Paxon Hollow. Me and a good friend of mine Gerry Mac, got teamed up with these two yuppie bums to complete a foursome. We didn't mind at first, but we were just having a good time and these clowns kept nagging us to hurry up to not slow down the guys teeing up behind us. I'm always conscious of my speed and these knuckleheads shouldn't even have been allowed to leave the driving range! They had the audacity to scold me and my buddy about slowing up the pace! I stand back and watch as dumb and dumber hack their way thirty yards from the tee box into the fairway, finally it's my turn. I blast one 250 yards but its heading for the woods in a hurry! It hits a branch and pops out just outside the fairway… I'm still alive. I intended to lay up my next shot but get a little extra on it and the ball takes off, hits the fringe, bounces, hits the stick and falls in the hole!! EAGLE BABY!! Me and my buddy got to taunt these two goofballs for the next 14 holes, now that's BALLZEE!!!
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